Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Can't move my arms

Well I can but it hurts like a bitch. Super sore. On the bright side I am about to burn 400-500 calories again right now!

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Anytime fitness

Went last night and started our free 7 days. Worked out last night then again this morning at 5 am. Pretty exhausted but feeling good!

Monday, June 20, 2011

Code monkeys unite!!!

P1227

I love this song and I loved the show that had this song as a theme song. It just came on my pandora radio.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Holy fucking hot Batman

I feel like I am in a constant sauna the moment that I step outside. I didn't sign up for this shit!!!

It's Saturday...

It's Saturday at 11 am. Do you know where your burrito is?

Friday, June 17, 2011

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Horoscope

I usually think that shit is dumb, because it's so generalized that it can apply to anyone's day. Well the wife read mine to me last night and basically it said today would suck. Lo and behold... It sucked.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Idea for new reality show

It is called "So you think you can fuck?" and it'll obviously have to be on some premium channel, but it could be for people who want to break into the porn industry.

You heard it here first, people.

Success!

Someone bought a $300 dyson fan through my link!! $12 in my pocket, baby.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Beverly, you're so good I shit myself!

I love it when stuff gets past the censors on live shows. Tonight on The Voice, Adam Levine told one of the singers that she did so good that he shit his pants and it was hilarious. We watched it like 46 times. Well not really, but it was a lot.

The show is surprisingly good, especially the blind auditions.

Fuck you, censorship!

Friday, June 3, 2011

How about an update?

About time, yes? I have just been lazy I suppose. You know, grilling. Cause I am the guy.

And playing games, mostly. And work.

Oh! It's friday! The tip of the week is upon us!

This week the tip is don't let Sony ruin your day (month) because they will make it up with free games!! Joy to all!!!

I promise to get back into the swing of this. Check back often!