Friday's tip of the week

Don't snuggle with armadillos. They can give you leprosy.

KFC - A time to reflect

Every time I am in KFC I feel the need to post. I came here today out of sheer laziness. I didn't want to drive the jeep anywhere for lunch.

However I noticed something today. A couple of old ladies were in here eating while I was. I noticed that neither of them said one damn word the entire time. I came to a few possible conclusions for reasons as to why this was.

1. They think they are in the great depression where happiness, talking, laughing, or enjoying anything was strictly prohibited.

2. They are international spies. They knew I would listen to their plot to take over the free world, and foil their plan.

3. The food was so amazingly good they were left utterly speechless. I come to this conclusion because I assume anyone over the age of 70 on any given day now eats gruel.

4. They aren't used to talking with their teeth in. Maybe they got new teeth? Or maybe they didn't have teeth in and were eating like ducks. I don't see ducks talking while eating either. One interesting note here is that I almost put "dicks" and "fucks" on accident while typing "ducks" which would have drastically changed my conclusion.

5. They secretly hate each other and/or are secretly lesbians. Old lesbians who hate each other?

6. They are afraid that their information was taken by the hackers who hacked into the Sony playstation network. And they can't play call of duty online. I am sad too, old lesbians.

Too drunk to post

After the Bach party I've had to recoup, 2 handles and beer bongs will get you!

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They should have offered free McDoubles for everyone who showed up! That way they would have been too fat and tired to fight, but instead would have just sat around eating and becoming super unproductive.

That or guns. Yeah, guns are probably cheaper to control people. BIG guns. And a taser or two.

Or maybe some fried chicken.

Manwhiches

I ate too many sloppy joes and now I think I might hurl cause I am so full.

Japan and gamers

Its unfortunate that it's going to take over nine months to clean up the radiation alone, and who knows how much for the aftermath. And just to get the reactors either shut down or in working condition again.

I saw that gamers donated over $400,000 just in one game alone. The game Team Fortress 2 had a promotion for items in the game, and 100% would go to Japan relief.

Now maybe people just wanted the items and didn't care where the profits went, but I saw the items and I was not impressed. It was $30 for a big package of it and it was in game stuff like hats and what not. Sure, for people who are obsessed with the 100% completion of a game would want it no matter what. But I am inclined to believe it was for the Japan benefit.

Power steering

Driving without power steering is like playing a game on hard mode. It's doable, but you are noticeably at a disadvantage.

I have decided for now to drive without it. The guy at the repair shop said if I keep putting fluid in that it could mess up my belt because it is spraying out on it.

Also driving with fluid and it randomly going out is in my opinion worse than knowing that every turn will be a bitch.