I've moved myself and others so many times that I should become a professional mover. If I didn't hate it so much maybe I would.

Fuck humidity I hate it. Sweating sucks. It's only 84 degrees but I'm sweating like a whore is church

Sundays at work only provide the most rude and inconsiderate people. What happened to this being God's day?

Well things seem to be in an uproar in France! It looks like they will now let shops open on Sundays to "stimulate their economy". It is hard to think about having off on Sundays mandatory no matter what job you have. The article I read also said that 35 hour work weeks were the norm over there. I guess it's kind of a shock for me since every job
I've had I've always been the sucker who has to work Sundays. Oh, go see Gran Turino.

It's not very often I watch a movie and I am just blown away. That happened last night when I watched Gran Torino. If it isn't enough that Clint Eastwood is in it for you to see it then maybe the hilarious and over the top racism that he constantly spouts off will be. It had me completely hooked from start to finish and laughing most of the time. It's a great A+ movie that everyone should see once.

The iPhone is simply amazing. I can't remember how bored I was at all times before I got it. I can play games, watch movies or short videos, surf the Internet at about 90% capacity (some sites I can't watch flash movies), text everyone with amazing speed and ease, and do stupid but awesome things like update my blog! This is the part where apple sends me a free 3G S because I've sparked so many people to buy iPhones now I should get a free one! I'm a sell out, sure, but only to the stuff I actually believe in.

HOORAH! It worked! Now you all will know what I am thinking WHEREVER I AM!! It is a pretty scary thought I imagine for some of you.

Who knows, maybe this will work? Texting it from my phone to see if it will actually post to my blog!

Beer

Beer. Is. Delicious. The super smart scientists that invent all things that are great should come up with a beer that doesn't make you fat. They have that 64 calorie shit but I'm sure it tastes like a bear took a shit into an omelette. This is the part where I endorse my own personal favorite flavor of beer, Miller Lite. Not only does it taste like an angel's vagina, but it has the least calories of any lite beer. Miller Brewing company, feel free to send me a free case of beer.

Public Relations

I always thought being a PR agent would be a pretty good gig. You get to talk about your one area of expertise all day and make people believe you or your company have the best product in the world. Kinda like a pitchman, which is what field I was most interested in. Going to an expo, getting up on a stage, getting everyone's attention, and after your presentation making sure they form up lines to buy your #1 product. I bet that pays pretty well, and it can't be to terribly difficult if you are good at that sort of thing.

What if...

What if we lived in a world where everyone was 100% equal? Where no one had to work? Where money meant nothing. Where no one had to fight over anything, everything was given to everyone. You didn't have to want things you'll never get, cause you'd have them? Of course you could turn down the things you don't want, but who'd do that? That'd be boring. You'd never get to rub anything in to anyone, like "Hey, I just got a new TV. SUCKER!" cause they would have it too. And what would we all do with all our free time? I bet a lot more people would turn to drugs and alcohol. Some would think that'd be perfect in it's own right though.

Michael Jackson

Okay. Yes, he was a pop icon. Yes, he was very good at his music career. Yes, he was one of the most influential musicians of all time. Yes, he deserved his time in the spotlight both in life and in death. And yes, it's gone a bit far. The television networks are blowing up about his death and I understand why at first, but it's getting to the point where everyone you talk to is getting pretty damn annoyed with it all. Give us updates as they come along, don't give us constant stories and countless recaps when I'm sure there are much better things to report on. Like Billy Mays!

North Korea

Why the hell are they trying to stir up a bunch of nonsense right now? The last thing we need here in the U.S. is another war to go to. Or maybe that's what the government wants to happen, so they can mask spending money and passing bills where we don't want them to while the media blinds us with their war talk! Regardless, North Korea should really stand down. Getting into fights with the rest of the world isn't exactly a good idea, one wrong missile or nuke testing and they will be on the receiving end of a big bomb - Japanese WWII style, but bigger.

Introduction

I have lots of opinions. What you will find here is my personal take on all sorts of topics. Whether or not you agree, or whether or not I am right, remains to be seen.