Beer

Beer. Is. Delicious. The super smart scientists that invent all things that are great should come up with a beer that doesn't make you fat. They have that 64 calorie shit but I'm sure it tastes like a bear took a shit into an omelette. This is the part where I endorse my own personal favorite flavor of beer, Miller Lite. Not only does it taste like an angel's vagina, but it has the least calories of any lite beer. Miller Brewing company, feel free to send me a free case of beer.