I love my wow mop leveling guide

I sure am glad that I got a WoW MoP leveling guide.  It takes out all of the guesswork when I am trying to level.  It tells me exactly what zones to go into and what quests that I should be doing.  I don't have a lot of time to play WoW so this is perfect for me to be able to level quickly!

Jumping high for the win!

If you have to get one thing right, it's making sure your exercises jump higher really work.  You gotta make sure that you have the leap to make it where you need to go.

Let's take parkour for instance.  Sometimes you gotta jump high - like REALLY high - Just to grab onto a ledge that you will pull yourself up onto.  That's where your vertical matters most!  Well luckily I don't have to worry about that, cause I got the uber training program to take it to the next level...

Who counts sheep anymore!

Man oh man am I sleepy.  It's only a measly 9:30 but my Serta 12-Inch Gel Foam 3-Layer Mattress is sure calling me.  I gotta say after getting this thing I look forward to going to bed every night.  I used to just think "ughhhh I don't want to sleep because that means tomorrow gets here and then I gotta go to work..."  Well not with this puppy.  Now that means I can go lay down in this super nice, fancy, comfy mattress.  I freakin' love it.

ZzZzZzZz coming my way!

Fires and pits and wood - oh my

Man oh man do I love fires in my Landmann USA 28925 Fireplace.  Well when they are contained and easy to put out.  That's why I got this awesome fire pit, because it's compact and easy to use yet it still builds an amazing fire.

And it's a giant ball, so when it's lit, it looks like some sort of  comet.  How do you say no to that??

Answer: You don't!

All hail the evil BBQ cat!

Silence

When you go to the bathroom somewhere like a workplace, you don't tend to notice little things like the fans. Our bathroom has fans that go constantly I guess for air flow. But obviously they make noise too.

Well you don't miss the fans and noise or even realize they are there until you are sitting in complete silence in a stall next to someone else.

I wish the fans were on.....

Godzilla

so today I was taking out the trash, and Murphy decided to run out the door. normally, not a big deal, because he is such a small dog that he just stops and starts smelling stuff. well of course today when I am wearing nothing but basketball shorts he decides to start running towards the front yard. there were quite a few cars driving in the street so I was worried he was going to run out there. so of course here I am, topless, chasing after him like a big white godzilla after a small little dog in my front yard. I sure hope that the neighbors and the people driving by got a good laugh out of it. luckily, he only ran to the other side of the house and he did not get near the street. I guess I need to watch more of the dog whisperer to learn how to control him better.

If the world is ending in 2012

If it does then I want to have all of November and December off to do whatever I want. I'd work the rest of three year just in case it didn't.

Groans

Some people have no shame. I envy that I suppose, in a way. There's two stalls in my bathroom at work and some people have no problem at all with groaning their poop frustrations. Others have no problem just blowing the toilet up. Worse than in movies! I can't do that, because people know who is over there (especially if they groan) and I don't particularly want to be the guy they talk about with my noises.

In related news, some guys love to talk sports when they pee. I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to look at you. I don't want to listen to you. I don't want to acknowledge your presence. I want to pee and go back to my desk. Want to talk at my desk? Sure no problem. But not while my Dick is in my hand. I don't care about that pass last night that got intercepted. I just want the urinal to intercept my piss.

Delicious.

How could you say no to these yummy sammiches?

Important question

Is selling watermelon at a fried chicken restaurant:

A) racist
B) A smart business decision

The choice is yours.

Why the world needs cheese

Here are my top ten reasons that the world needs cheese more than it thinks.

1. Goats would be less useful without their cheese we harvest from them.
2. Its the only thing that the French have going for them when they drink their wine.
3. what kind of sammich would you eat with tomato soup without grilled cheese?
4. What would we say the moon is made of? Dead white people?
5. I believe Kraft and velveeta would be out of business.
6. Its Fucking delicious.
7. It keeps homeless people from shitting themselves.
8. It should be its own currency. On the moon.
9. Bananas would taste like shit.
10. the rocky series of movies would have never been invented.

There you have it.

DJ Hero part 2

DJ Hero

Sometimes I wonder

Sometimes I wonder what people are doing when they come into the bathroom. I am sitting in the stall and they come in sometimes and strange noises. For instance I am pretty sure someone just came in with a disposable camera and took a picture of their dong. I just heard the strange clicking noise of someone winding up the film. They did not pee nor wash their hands, so that further makes me believe it was just dong picture taking time. All while poor.unsuspecting me sits here taking a shit like you are supposed to do in a bathroom.

Oh Thanksgiving, our excuse to be fat

Thanksgiving = eating, which = being fat. Its the only time were okay with stuffing our faces and being lazy napping skins. And I love it!

Battlefield vs cod

Super mini review: battlefield 3 multiplayer > modern warfare 3 multiplayer. Enough said.

Oklahoma

I have come to the conclusion that Oklahoma is the shittiest state in the USA to live. For the following reasons:

1. it is boring as hell.
2. There are tornados like every year.
3. Now you have to worry about earthquakes? What the fuck.

If it weren't for the casinos no one would go there.

Need a fourth

Battlefield is stuck a kick ass game but we need fourth player to round out the squad and then we shall rape and pillage!!

The dog days are over

Can you hear the horses cause here they come!